but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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