My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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