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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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