maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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