This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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