is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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