I just saw a hot homeless man
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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