Whod you bang
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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