lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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