i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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