Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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