Porn is love you can see.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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