"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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