Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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