WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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