I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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