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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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