maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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