we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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