so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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