I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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