There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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