Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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