I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My hand turned me down
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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