508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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