Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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