Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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