you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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