Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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