I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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