im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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