Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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