Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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