we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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