whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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