I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
cat food counts as protein by the way
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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