Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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