Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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