the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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