If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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