He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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its like you know when i get waxed
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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