So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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