What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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