her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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