i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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