He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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