Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Your penis caused this!
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