Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sorry about my life...
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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