She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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