oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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